Pee on Musk -- Eau de Parfum
100ml / Full Size
The flagship vessel. A Tesla T-shaped bottle filled with 100ml of golden conviction. Top notes of electric ozone and lithium-ion accord. Heart of rocket fuel absolute. Base of aged government subsidy. Engineered to last 69 hours or until someone asks what you are wearing.
Pee on Musk -- Travel Edition
30ml / Travel Size
The compact vessel for devotees on the move. Same formulation, smaller commitment. Fits in a carry-on, a jacket pocket, or the glove compartment of a vehicle that may or may not have functioning door handles. TSA compliant. Court-date appropriate.